I still can't get around the thought that I am a father. The little princess that has the cartoon eyes amazes me every day and every second. She made me a completely different person. And makes me say weird stuff. Here are 10 things I could never imagine myself saying in my previous life:
1. I need a unicorn. Would be perfect if you have the pink one.
2. It seems I just sat down into a poo.
3. You can call me in the morning any time. I wake up at 4-5 a.m. normally.
4. Honey, I hope your boobs are not getting any bigger.
5. I think people notice that I have a vomit on my T-shirt.
6. I don't want to have sex. I am too tired and my head hurts.
7. Honey, I think she is more beautiful than you.
8. No, thank you, I'll pass on the party today. And the next 6 months.. years?
9. I think your or my mom should move in with us.
10. I will do the cleaning, you can get some sleep.